SlickShitAsshole
SlickShitAsshole
SlickShitAsshole

Some of the best writing I've ever seen on Kotaku!

This is ridiculous. Only lesbians can make films about lesbians then. Only Jews can make movies about Jews? Non-baseball players, better keep your nose out of baseball movies.

I think you mean "chic"

So you're saying is that, if you're a white male, your opinion is irrelevant?

That's foolish, it's like saying lesbian directors can't make films about straight couples.

Either way, she's still fucking hot.

I love how he fits in this picture lol

Black thugs are constantly killing each other as well as innocent white people in botched armed robberies. Very little of that is covered by the media. This bitch is most likely a ward of the state and collects more benefits than we can count on both our hands. I'm sure she has a few babies to boot. Not a huge loss

So basically this piece of shit drove drunk and then attempted to break in a house for help and she was shot dead? Sad but the world is probably a better place without her. This dude was scared (It was outside Detroit and a black person was trying to break in) what did you expect this guy to do? Call the police and

"When pressed further about the similarities between the McBride case and the shooting of Trayvon Martin ... "

What similarities? Zimmerman is hispanic—Wafer is caucasian. The deceased is a female who was knocking on the door of the defendant's home. Trayvon (who was sober) was followed by Zimmerman which lead to a

I thought in prior stories it was that he shot her as she was turned with her back to him, and now it's "shot in the face"? I'm confused. Either way, "accident" or no, it's unclear why (I gather) he didn't call 911.

"the older woman was apparently attending a church service (or event) in the same convention center and was offended by what she saw."

Hartford Whalers fans, meanwhile, continue to "eat a dick," per NHL directive.

Evil Dr. Gary Bettman on the League Lockout Level is impervious to the Boo-ray. He appears to be impossible to defeat.

no, THIS is Reel Big Fish.

Hey man! You're sorta like me!

I can't help but think the statistics on single women vs single men are extremely geographically bound, and that I've been incredibly unlucky to find the areas that at least seemingly have a higher ratio of guys looking for relationships than women.

The transition seemed to occur largely in my subconscious over a number of years so it didn't feel rough. The biggest step, I think, was when I decided around 30 that I did not want kids and probably never would. That severely narrowed my possible dating pool (even though I wasn't opposed to dating someone who