I'm not sure about NHL positioning, but in USA Hockey, that's roughly where he should be.

I just KNEW I was missing something.

Pulling the helmet off as I hit Letang is the reason I was a dad before my 18th birthday.

In his defense, the Eagles are a bird

Have you ever tried flying a bridge?

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

Next week the first 100 Dells Ducks fans at the game will receive "I can't breathe, Go Ducks!" t-shirts.

I agree with the cops here. There are absolutely no laws (at least that I'm aware of) that allow freedom of speech in this country. I mean, the entire reason this nation was founded was because we wanted those in authority to act without discretion or be subjected to the views of the people. I'm like 87% sure on this

It's pretty laughable when someone says they know the law and demands an apology for a peaceful protest.

No foul, no; it happens a handful of times every year too. I think Wade threw a dude's show into the crowd a few years back. Bush league? Yeah, a little. Hilarious? Yeah, always.

Thanks to the internet, you no longer need imagination!

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

I am not a tall man.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

Was the translator really necessary?

Of course the Cavs' shirts are in Comic Sans.

Ok, show me here on the doll where that man touched you...

"Thanks, I was totally spacing out there!"

According to a pair of Garden security guards who declined to be identified, the man pulled off his prosthetic leg and hit another fan with it, inciting a ruckus in the upper deck.