I stopped reading after "I stopped reading."

I'm confused by this. Why would you self-censor "cunt," but not "asshole," "fuckface," or "fucking"? If you're going to go, go all the way, son!

I don't think you were paying attention.

An excuse to bring this back. It's my favorite!

pure bread=yeast infection?

ESPN has suspended McHenry indefinitely and will cooperate fully with the NCAA as it investigates these amateurism allegations.

Interesting. I have never seen the Jets in those uniforms before.

You can bleed anything with nipples.

So in hockey speak he has an upper body injury.

Millions and millions of dollars?

Beer, probably Keystone Ice.

Bacteria are much easier to isolate than viruses. They also won't get better without antibiotics if they are this sick. If even two of them have the same infection, it should be easy to determine.

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

Of course this kind of shit goes down there all the time. Can't you see Waggstaff already had his head bandaged from a previous incident?

Maybe this type of shit that goes down all the time in the Australian basketball league.

Use of mulch is a five cubic yard penalty.

Five million seems like a lot until your realize their currency is gravel.

If you're in prison without a Bumgarner, you better Panik.