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SlicingFair

oh hey guys i transcribed it for you too so you can know all the words when you do the dance for everyone this thanksgiving

The Sun is looking into this.

If you need the perfect backing music: The Chariots of Fire theme.

2 Items to note:

+1 Scylla and Charybdis

"It has nothing to do with him as a football player. It has to do purely with the facts that we have, that have been presented to us."

"Actually, Henderson was let go because Erin is a girl's name."

Baskin Robbins has gotten weird.

Video evidence, bruh! He footballed that way, right there! #FootballTruth

Let's kick it over to Paul, from the Van Down by the River.

Yep. You can replace "Ravens" with "NFL" and it's the same thing. It doesn't matter who did or didn't see it. They were never going to give much of a shit until WE saw it.

Fine.

When asked what he was doing with the club, Rich responded that he was just trying to get a hole in one.

I had an uncle named Berv that was one step above a Neanderthal. He was survivalist to the bone and over the years acting as his hunting dog/underage cigarette fetcher I saw some wild shit.

What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

Been there, done that, said the exact same thing...

Oh, for fuck's sake, this still doesn't tell me how long I have to freeze the cake for! SMDH,, useless!