the clear answer is that Shaw is Batman, and nobody wants to reveal his secret identity. Nothing else makes sense.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Found your site while looking for a decent soap to clean one's anus.

If Matt Sims is in the headline of another Deadspin article I will stop drinking for a week, I promise.

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

Can we just set up a live feed for this prospects camp?

Would you say she is channeling Donald Sterling?

Very old footage was the reason Kobe was sidelined for much of last season.

Why does that guy have a fishing rod in his bathtub?

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

My grandpa, who is a college ump here in Cali, was watching the game and texted me the following: "That ump in the Mariners game is a cocksucker."

(1) That's Tony Stewart

Having played poker full-time for years, it is, as they say, a hard way to make an easy living. It does tend to encourage (for me, at least) some unhealthy behaviors, and you find yourself spending a lot of time with horrible degenerates whom you would otherwise avoid (except the degen gambler is your bread and…

"Respect the A" is also one of the unwritten rules of the porn industry.

For one I hate to say it but I'm going to if you get out of your car and act a fool on the track things like this happen. Thats why they should stay in their car until help arrives. Not run on the track in front of cars.

Well, in ESPN's defense, Max Kellerman provoked them.

Not a pretty name, is it, H.I.?

It may not have been funny, but at least it was long.

"I don't play soccer and can't speak for how turn affects the actual game play, but let me tell you turf absolutely doesn't affect the gameplay. What a bunch of shrews, am I right?"

The reason turf isn't as big a deal in the NFL is because the ball isn't ROLLING ALL OVER THE PLACE in the NFL.