You're making a joke right? He's leaning into the ump blocking his way with physical contact. He's going to be suspended. And he's going to deserve every penny it costs him. I hate Philly fans and I hate when umps make themselves the center of attention or any attention at all. Pap fucked this up from start to…

This is dumb, Great Ginger. And it insinuates we are all dumb too. This happened inside an elevator in A CASINO. OF COURSE there's a camera. If you didn't get/see the video, you didn't want to get/see the video. It's that simple, and no one else is as simple as you're pretending. IT IS IN A CASINO HOTEL. There's…

Last thing this girl in the top photo saw? The back of the Russian dash cam that captured this image.

Actually, it's typically -2.

Have you heard of the chipmunk swimming pool? We have chipmunks in our yard. People think they are cute little fellas, but as you describe, they are pernicious and destructive little burrowing bastards that collapse yards and driveways and whatever else they decided to inhabit. I hate them and so did some research…

I live very close to a DFH restaurant in VA, nearly stumbling distance. One of my great solo dining pleasures is a mid-afternoon plate of their buffalo wings accompanied by a black and tan pint. Tough to beat.

Nice try Lebron Elephant. That's a travel.

Just what in the heck are you rinsing steak under cold water for?! Stop doing that. Do not put water on your meat. You're just playing with it at that point.

I wondered if anyone would remember that!

+1. My grayness has me beaten to this same punch. I'll take some solace in the fact that Coach Sarkisian appears to be in the gray in the video as well.

The one on the left is out of focus. Tap the screen first next time buddy. You're welcome.

Wait a sec. Somebody still needs to save that drowning kid if this guy didn't!!!

Strawman built. Strawman taken down.

but Lucas Duda almost immediately saw him making the turn and easily threw him out from first.

Most important takeaway: in whatever language these broadcasters are speaking, "spin-o-rama" translates to the still-English "spin-around."

Don't give us that look Phil. Right next to the wings and beer AGAIN? Sure. "Oooops."

Goddammit. You people with your "Never Put Ketchup on a Hotdog" zeal have just gone too far now. Enough already.

Can you do something about Jello while you're at it?

I hear sales of Neapolitan ice cream are down something like 19 percent over the last few years. Could be a troubling sign.

Big white dude at the 1:00 mark who goes profile. This forehead he has, it's leering into my soul. And I don't like it.