Your tweet is too late Jeremy. "Everyone" is, in fact, disappointed. Try harder next time. And don't shriek ever.

I don't disagree with your premise here, but can I pick one small bone here? I'll take your silence as a yes. This is an oft-sited fact: that saffron, by weight, is the most expensive "spice" in the world. But this is kind of a joke and ridiculous overstatement, is it not? For the average cook saffron is never used…

Nicely done here. Little neck clams with a bit of dipping butter are paradise. And nothing like a a crisp, cold white wine kills it here. One tip I'd add for those stragglers that don't open, a quick rap or two with a fork sometimes breaks them loose. If that doesn't do it after that extra minute, hell on those…

I dont get it. Ive looked at the video three times and I still cant find it. Where in the dugout did they end up putting the piano he was carrying on his back???

You win, man. You win. Well done.

No ... how can you tell that?

"Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five."

Hold on a second. If the name is all about honoring chief Black Hawk as a "point of pride," why is the logo that cartoonish cliched Indian character, that looks more like, oh maybe the Redskins logo, than say, Chief Black Hawk? That doesn't hold water.

"Interesting idea. Tell me more ...."

No seriously, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ANSWERS?!?!?!?!

The area around Nats Park is absolutely transformed and still is transforming by the day. I'm not here to defend the braves by any stretch, and whether that area of DC has changed solely because of the stadium may be debatable. But it NEVER happens without the stadium. No way in hell the restaurants, businesses and…

But how did he survive the nuclear winter that laid this barren land where he cycles to such waste?

Baseball "code is the bitchiest thing in sports. Come on you guys, enough is enough, because I decided so. Wahhh. But hey, they'll get their participation ribbons so they should be happy with that.

Well done. You have mightily proved the point of why it iss generally pointless to have this conversation. "almighty perch" This fuckin guy.

Yeah, but he totally scored. So Yellow Team wins right? Seriously, no one could tackle that guy, even with all the bomby stuff going on. Not his fault. Hate the game, not the playa.

The rich kid gets the girl, and the car, and into Princeton, because he said so.

Why wait until next year? Why not next game? Oh ... What a little bitch.

These rules apply, right? I may be interested ...

Close. Zodiac is actually his dad.

Here's the thing that I can't take my eyes off and what makes we wonder if they thought/knew this guy had munitions or something and why firefighters weren't fighting the blaze: check out after the explosion, on the left side of the car in the driveway, something lands and then slowly starts smoking and then it takes…