Nice.

Nice.

Yes! I’ve been trying to think of a system to do exactly that! Thank you!

#4 is absurd as a measure. It almost entirely boils down to how much money you make, not how fiscally responsible you are. You can have your finances under control and still not have enough to dole out to family or splurge on yourself.

Stiff?

I've got my money on Wednesday. That way, if you're Jesus suffering from amnesia, you'll rise three days later in time for the weekend.

Aiyo! Pow! Zing!

This has always been one of my favorite fight scenes.

Too bad she ruined it for him. Now all he has left is tinder.com

So your online dating experience is like 95% of men's?

Holy fuck they've got you hook, line, and sinker.

Much like the "small gov't" Conservatives who have opted to rally under the Confederate Southern Cross, your movement is going to be inextricably linked to the history of your banner. If #gamergate-rs want to be known for something other than misogyny, find a better rallying call.

Thank God someone else is on the same page. Everyone involved can involved in this — the "thieves," the sponsors, the self-congratulatory douches that post their bib — can go eff themselves. Fuck these rules that say you have to pay $ to be able run on public streets, fuck these people that do pay to do something…

Audience? Try the writers. But to put it into perspective, not many Blacks were howling racism when Martin and The Wayans Bros put on their modern minstrel shows.