Nice.

Nice.

Tell me the smallest things about yourself so long as they are obscene and secret and filthy.

0_0... I’ll defintely be 0 for 2 and won’t be allowed back in the living room... Maybe I can hypnotize her into sharing my movie tastes.

Odd Thomas is why I’m not allowed to pick movies for movie night. Well... I liked it...: /

Yes! I’ve been trying to think of a system to do exactly that! Thank you!

Exactly. How about showing off a Reuben? A Po’Boy? I’d even accept a Chicago-style hot dog...

From?

Not just a five-pack. A FAMILY-pack. Because nothing brings a family closer than group assault.

#4 is absurd as a measure. It almost entirely boils down to how much money you make, not how fiscally responsible you are. You can have your finances under control and still not have enough to dole out to family or splurge on yourself.

Stiff?

I've got my money on Wednesday. That way, if you're Jesus suffering from amnesia, you'll rise three days later in time for the weekend.

Aiyo! Pow! Zing!

This has always been one of my favorite fight scenes.

I like how all the other Thors are busy rallying w/ their hammers in the air, and this goober is just staring at his reflection like some kinda narcissist.

Too bad she ruined it for him. Now all he has left is tinder.com

Nah... They didn't have the stomach for it anymore.

T.J. Miller as Bob, Agent of Hydra please. I'm smiling just thinking about that.

There's already a Suicide Squad on TV. Give us Secret Six!!!!

So your online dating experience is like 95% of men's?

Holy fuck they've got you hook, line, and sinker.