In a rush to appear wise, you’re making quite the disprovable generalization.

Not always. The rockstar game ports are nice and support controllers.

“...you can’t just hook someone, spin 180, and dump someone off a cliff.” 

So the actors actually have chemistry, and seem to enjoy each other’s company? Just further proof that we desperately need an animated series.

... Or a slide-out drink holder and/or pez dispenser.

This is what the Benny Hill theme was created for, my friends.

If you don’t get it, it’s time to get off.

It’s almost as if the entire Star Wars series is based on traditional story tropes and archetypes that are hundreds if not thousands of years old. Who would have thought!

hence why so many bars have chalkboard (or hell, digital) displays. keg tabbed, board erased, boom. And yes, many bars I go to print out menus every day. Or at the very least a board saying “out of X”

Jesus TAPDANCING Christ, even

CDPR are awesome, I hope they know that.

COD 2, Modern Warfare, and Modern Wafare 2, are the only entries in the series that I’ve played through the single player campaigns more than once.

Good. NfS:U2 was definitely the high water mark of the series. After that it went from being about underground racing to some kind of mess of police chases in the streets, actually being police, and some kind of cannonball run.

True, you can VPN all day to get around those restrictions, but why in 2015 are people having to do that? One of the core reasons pirating has stayed popular over the years isn’t because something is free, but because sometimes it’s the only way to obtain something you want.

Please let this be a rocket-jumping, too-many-enemies-on-screen, explody-barrel fragfest, and not a moody corridor walker.

Just make the movement speed fast, for the love of god.

I need to catch up on my Marvel reading. This Secret Wars mash up sounds as awesome as the Age of Apocalypse. And that one had me going to the comic book store every Wednesday.

This may be the best article I’ve ever read

Ugh, THPS HD is unplayable. I don’t see how they could NOT fuck this one up after that disaster. See my Steam review for more details: