Ford is the guy at Hooters who's high fiving everyone and getting hammered while his shirt and face is full of buffalo sauce.

No joke, Troy told me that when he started in 97, the warranties were $1,500 FOR EVERYTHING, across the board. Imagine that. I told him it was the heyday of CarMax.

Troy was funny, and he friended me on Facebook last night. Haha

This article can really be summed up as "The New Ford Ranger is so amazing we should burn the constitution to get it here."