SleepyCat
SleepyCat
SleepyCat

Eh, he's a grown man. It's his money, and his eventual divorce settlement.

Now only wealthy Thai women can exploit poor Thai women, huzzah!

I guess that makes the archers the ADCs but I'm still confused as to who's jungling.

Bro, these aren't for people who are actually trying to get fit. These are for people who are trying not to be completely sedentary. Making sure you took a couple of extra steps that day isn't going to prep you to run a marathon, but it might delay that obesity-induced heart attack by a few years.

It's my hometown's museum! Hurrah!

So? As a 20-something woman I'd much rather fuck a 20-something man than a 35-year-old, too.

The most frustrating part is the state of science education, to be honest. It's very difficult to have a conversation of any value at all with someone who doesn't know what a primate is, really. All he knows is that it's some kind of monkey, and he knows that humans aren't monkeys. Maybe you descended from a monkey,

Whilst working with them in the lab during my day job, I once referred to "non-human primates" around a religious relative, who took dire offense and accused me of trying to "bait" him with "evolution talk." I just about face-palmed right through my head.

I'm torn.

In defense of this imaginary Jezebel writer, I also misunderstood the headline at first.

I dare someone to start, say, GRRM's obituary like that, eventually.

I honestly don't know anyone IRL who spent over a grand on her wedding dress. That $5000 price tag is for tv shows-cum-Wedding Industrial Complex advertisements. I'm not exactly sure why you think those are reflective of reality, aside from moronic shit-stirring trollery.

Having lived in Japan for years, these are my theories:

I was honestly pretty meh about this idea until the screeching backlash started.

Well, uh, that nothing to do with her spending four years in prison, and everything to do with trying to join ISIS, so I fail to see how this is the judge's fault.

Four years is "sacrificing her future"? I know people who went back to college a heck of a lot later than 23. (Assuming she isn't out even earlier than that for good behaviour.)

I know vanishingly little about fashion, but what is with the nude shoes? Wouldn't nude shoes and a red dress be hideous?

And you gentlemen can have the joy and delight of having shit and menstrual blood on your seats - maybe together we'll finally run the hoverers out of town.

"Pain-Capable Unborn Babies."