“You get what you fucking deserve.”

By 2024, I hope to have everything in order to emigrate to New Zealand, far away from all of this bullshit.

Jeremy’s having fun because they’re paying him lots of money to basically be himself. I’m pretty sure all of what he’s been doing in all of these episodes is what he does everyday. Especially the riding around his English estate on a white horse and eating dinner naked.

Is there one that lets you become a cash-grabbing venture capitalist? I could spend years hunting those down. In game.

waaaaaaait a sec, is voting with one’s wallet working?

But Rogue One was the worst one. The prequels are better by a long shot. 

Solo was pretty good, actually.

Rogue One was a bland ripoff of a Star Wars game. The only exciting part was watching Vader finally wreck people on screen.

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Return of the Jedi is only half good, as soon as the Ewoks show up you can practically feel Lucas start to go completely off the rails.

Go find something you like and like it. Let other people love what they love. Save your hot takes for another day, champ.

Nothing sucks the fun out of Star Wars like a Star Wars fan.

Rogue One is edgelord fanwank. 

No one cares about your concern.

What is Rogue One if not fan-fic?

Is that the one where the rag-tag group of heros say like five words to each other and then all die, but we were supposed to feel like they were this super-cohesive heist team or something?

Vader was kEwL, tho.

Rogue One was pure fanfic. It even ended with a Vader rampage. 

Rogue One is worse than the prequels. 

Also the Holiday Special.