“You get what you fucking deserve.”

By 2024, I hope to have everything in order to emigrate to New Zealand, far away from all of this bullshit.

Jeremy’s having fun because they’re paying him lots of money to basically be himself. I’m pretty sure all of what he’s been doing in all of these episodes is what he does everyday. Especially the riding around his English estate on a white horse and eating dinner naked.

Is there one that lets you become a cash-grabbing venture capitalist? I could spend years hunting those down. In game.

waaaaaaait a sec, is voting with one’s wallet working?

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Too soon, AWS.

It’s probably for the best that they are delaying and ensuring a high quality release.

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

Anyone who says they do the crossword after Wednesday is a liar.

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

It’s made working- and middle-class white men feel better about themselves by blaming all their problems on socialism, liberals, and black and brown people.

Wealthy women also enjoyed the benefits of the GOP giveaway to the 1%. That’s the entire list. 

When they turn on him it will happen in the blink of an eye. Then they’ll all act like they were against Trump from the beginning.

I’m gearing up for it. People want to make a play, we’ll see how it all shakes out.