This is a tough one...

I was waiting for someone to spike that softball right into the mixed metaphor.

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

Willing to bet he doesn’t realize that by comparing this to an ambush what he’s actually saying is that he wasn’t, at that time, prepared to defend his own supposedly firmly held beliefs.

“As Crenshaw notes, the interaction was clearly set up to be on video.”

Poor little fascist snowflake gets “ambushed”. He’s a bully and a fucking coward that hates the people he served with and abuses the power the people have given him to reward the greed and prejudice of assholes like Trump.

I just heard my manager run away behind me...

After how awful 2k19 was, this is the first year I'm not buying the new NBA 2K and I'm feeling great about it.

“I’d love to give you this flower as a show of friendliness...”

Especially when “be best” was right there.

You ggot ggot!

This. We’re well into year three of this bullshit and this clown is thinking “Do Better” is a something that could still happen. That ship has sailed and left a trail of slime and shit in its wake.

Ben Ray Lujan to trump: “Do better.” Fuck right off Mr. Lujan. You’re not dealing with a normal human being. Trump is a fucking lunatic. Just raise your middle finger to him. Stop being civil. We don’t want any of the 40% who voted for him. We just want to clobber them at the polls cycle after cycle. Stop being civil,…

My favorite part of all of this is that no one says Hispanic anymore, and it’s generally considered just a step or two above a racial slur. And this motherfucker just says it over and over. I guarantee he still calls all Asian Americans “Orientals.”

I hope it was his pinning arm. 

The Patriots are trash.

They’re all a bunch of phony cunts.

I bet Aunt Becky is super kicking herself now about not taking the plea deal.