Can I go now?

By 2024, I hope to have everything in order to emigrate to New Zealand, far away from all of this bullshit.

Fucks like Bob Murray need to be dragged out of their castles and beaten in the streets.

Speaking as someone who smoked weed, played Control and STILL wanted to fling my controller across the room?

1993 Lollapalooza, pre-internet, I was 16. I hadn’t heard anything about this band other than their cool name. I don’t recall which slot they had or who they followed or who took the stage immediately after.

Those kids should have been left with Mr. Bungle.

Fuck G/O Media.

I never heard someone screaming racial epithets into my ear until I started playing online.

I knew I’d get shit for this comment.

Drew spends the month of August covering each NFL team.

They should have just made an offline single player Fallout 5.

This poor kid. He's a living, breathing meme generator.

Evs.

Philly fans are garbage people who, after finally tasting success, ruined it by chucking beer cans at old ladies and announcing that they were the new NFL dynasty through horseshit-stained teeth.

Jeff George..

Where are we meeting up after this place is either shuttered like Splinter or totally turned out like WWTDD?

Maybe they can cut Zach Brown again..

It's going to be a rough night for the hookers chained up in Russell Wilson's nondescript warehouse.

This is a poorly written review by someone who seemed to had been forced to review a movie he didn’t want to review.

The kid already walks like someone who might need hip replacement surgery by the time he’s 40 WHEN HE’S HEALTHY. A dislocated kneecap can cause serious, long term problems.