+1 justifiable paranoia 

Wait.. ARE WE GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO SEE HIM THERE?!

Yes. Absolutely. Adam Vinatieri should be the first kicker to get into the HOF on his first ballot. 

Whatever speeds up the apocalypse.

Great. Now what ridiculous rule change is the NFL going to implement in 2020 to placate these whiny ass fans..?

Fucking gross. Even for the NFL.

Is this another movie about strippers where the actresses playing strippers refuse to do any nudity and basically dance in their underwear..?

This shit is right up my alley.

The weirdest part to me is how he refers to the mother of this woman as her “momma”, but refers to the mother of his child as “mama”.

Fuck Antonio Brown, I want to hear more about this Baby Mama..

+1 I want to make this post into a sweater and wear it every day. I want to make it into some luxury linens and sleep in it. I want to boil it in a fucking spoon and inject it into my goddam bloodstream.

How's the launch going, you mark ass?

“MOVE ON with your life”

Considering that the Treasury Secretary is at the podium fielding questions about National Security, that's a pretty big indication that things aren't going well.

I was going to say, “Maze Runner Blu Ray”. What would have been your insight on that..?

“They did not recognize Scott as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers and instead appeared to view him simply as a large man of opposing color attempting to start trouble”

OMG, you’re right. Nowhere in your post did you mention “Rian Johnson”, you only used the word “twat”.

After all of that, the only thing I took away was “Rian Johnson” and “Twat”.

Yeah, shut the fuck up.

The Bahamas are destroyed, yet another hurricane hasn’t come along to finish what Katrina started.