You’re still buying the game, you’re still supporting this shit.

Please don't buy this game, you simple motherfuckers..

“drugged her with an abortion pill”

Fucking dolt.

Oh my god.

“and he lost his license”

I swear I didn't even realize he was still in the league

Huh.. that’s strange: you were a billionaire yesterday, today your rotting corpse is worth as much as the dirt outside my door.

THE GUN IS GOOD

Chicago may have not invented the Basic Bitch, but fuck all if they haven’t perfected it.

I swear Bethesda did away with the Karma System simply because of Todd Howard.

I started following Ed Krassenstein because I got him mixed up with Ed Skrien.

And the people in that room should be the first to be dragged out of their castles and into the fucking street.

I could literally offer your wife the best dick she’s ever had right in front of you and you wouldn’t do shit but stare at your feet and imagine what how much better your life would be if you weren’t raised by another limp-d*cked loser like your father.

Easy, big fella..

Don't even start with your liberal biblisism.

Junior Seau agrees.

I've run out of popcorn and we're only halfway through preseason.

They knew he was a white supremacist when they elected him, they knew he was a white supremacist when they re-elected him.

You realize you're referring to the NFL, right?