Slayton
Slayton
Slayton

My own kids get game cards for things, but I sure as shit have not and will not tie my credit cards to any of the online things they access. That’s just parental common sense.

Is this English?  Asking for a friend.  

It should be criminal to sell an Ipad 32GB 2018 model, which I did the mistake for purchasing it :( There’s barely space for anything. It sucks because apple arcade seems really nice so I guess I have to upgrade my Ipad!

If you think the Souls Series was hard, you kids are gonna be driven up the goddamn wall. 

Why would I mention this is in an article about combat design?

It’s a joke, ya goober!

Pretty impressive actually.

I wouldn’t blame him one bit, Microsoft probably paid him a pretty penny. I don’t really watch any streamers, i get why people do, but I’m just not into the whole scene.

Having fun? Like that’s what every game is designed for...

Jesus that's some big money

That is a lot of money on the line. Video gaming careers have come a long way over the last decade.

Considering the state of the world, this should be one of the last things to ever feel ashamed of.

I almost enjoy reading the comments of the people who hate this for no good reason as much as I like watching the finals.

Something tells me you’ve got too many things on that list to start itemizing it now.  

Disposable income ? For a free to play game ? 

I don’t play Fortnite, and I don’t really know what this is, but somehow I find I can relate to this sad, strung-out banana.

If by “background” you mean an absolutely gigantic battle with two creatures a hundred times the size of any other asset in the game that crossed the whole island in real time while players could fly around, over, under and into it then, yes, “just” a background animation.

This is weirdly heartwarming. My heart is weirdly warm. Am I having a heart attack?

Not most of the time, no.

Nope! They even had me cover THREE days this weekend.