SlashinSimpsons
SlashinSimpsons
SlashinSimpsons

I have no intention on watching this because duh, but man, I can’t wait for the recaps. The stupidity will be off the charts.

Those investors are dipshits who deserve to lose all their money.

Remember Fennis Dembo?

This would have been a lot more interesting if you included the quantity of each item you referred!

This would have been a lot more interesting if you included the quantity of each item you referred!

“Whatever, that’s not even my favorite World Series,” he said, printing out a boarding pass to Williamsport.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

glad they found a backer, as opposed to making super cuts to their roster to accommodate a new venue.

Residents of Hanover, MA reported hearing "explosions" on March 12th and 15th.


from Reddit, bottom left shows suspect 2 without backpack. Suspect #1 possibly behind lady in pink on bottom left as well.

I really hope they find these bastards, but I can also see this hunt through security cameras, turning very easily into a future similar to "Minority Report" where everyone has to register their retina in every public place they enter. Catch them or not, the terrorists win, by making us give up more of our liberties

Dude in the white hat looks like every white dude wearing a backwards cap I've ever met whilst traversing the streets of Boston.

The contact info they gave was for a website, not an email address. Correct info is: https://bostonmarathontips.fbi.gov/ (instead of the email address listed in the article).