I had so much fun kicking faces in in the beta. :(

This apparently is a thing. They watch some guy getting JDAM'd on the other side of the world in real time and then get PTSD when they go home after their 9-5 job of "flying". Seriously, unlike the boots on the ground, they need to get over it. I have personally watched 15-20 men get the death from above in the same…

Yet wears a nomex flight suit. That's just embarrassing.

It's only clickbait if the story doesnt live up to the promised awesome. This story does not meet that criteria.

So just to be clear, here's the situation: we have two Formula 1 race cars driving around the most challenging track in the sport, reaching triple-digit speeds, racing neck-and-neck alongside other vehicles,with $300,000 diamonds strapped to their nose cone.

"You're a scumbag parasitic asshole pervert sex criminal who should eat a fucking gun."

not going to happen when people can hide their real identities. if that information was public most of the people playing would quiet down in a hurry.

It doesn't surprise me at all that this happened. Of course people were going to try to go bigger and bigger with the amount of water, until they forgot that water actually weighs a LOT.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

If you choose to make your kid a celebrity people are gonna say shit. Deal with it.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

I work in an office full of jersey-wearing, beer-swilling Sox fans, 300-pounders to a man. So it occurred to me to ask what was wrong with the tweet. Every one of them, without exception, referred to the team as "we" or "us". Stopped listening after the pronoun, so I'm still not sure what the problem was.

Why would he as a Japanese say that a Japanese town is 7780 square miles, dude? Everyone but the US use metric! If he did say something about space measurements I'm sure he would've said "square kilometers".

Not being able to fit everything into the lede is a valid excuse, IF this was a print publication where space is limited due to page dimensions. You're writing on the Internet, you can slam as much information as necessary into your lede without fear of breaking the Interwebz.

Someone did make a large budget sandbox game for this kind of shit. It's called GTA V.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

When was the last time there was this much mystery involved in a demo or game before? We're all rallying together to uncover the mysteries, sharing theories and play-throughs on game forums, etc. It's super awesome and I'm absolutely in love.

FWIW, with regards to a guy that infiltrated the office of one of my past employers during a holiday and robbed many cubicles of their belongings. He wore street clothes, but was simply carrying around a bottle of Windex and a rag. The few people that he passed assumed he was part of a cleaning crew.

I kinda did this once when going to a basketball game. We were in a painter's truck. Moved some cones and parked right next to the stadium like we belonged. No one questions a service truck at a stadium, especially one that's illegally parked.