@tedknaz: You lost me here. By stating my opinion that I think its stupid that news sites and the TSA itself announce the ways they got past security is trolling. Ok. Im a troll then.

@jcrane2: He did own the bag. He pulled the laptop out of the stolen bag, placed it in his personal bag and left.

And by posting this publicly you have given Dirka Dirka a new idea

@xaronax: That is much to pricey for him unless you can put an apple logo on it somewhere. Then it would be ok

@anitesh.jaswal: Oh so you want Dell Inspiron Duo then... why didnt you just say so.

@Dogen: I actually agree with this. Honestly. I have a mental vision that Steve jobs has a large building full of gold coins that he swims around in. Very much like Scrooge McDuck.

Lightpeak. Hahahahahaha

@Bluetooth: Oooh they you go being original again. Change that Bluetooth to Cpt. Original

@Bluetooth: Wow, you are pretty original there with that photo. Let me guess, you have it readily available to call anyone that makes a witty comment a troll. Douche

@The Commenter Formerly Known As Billybird: Eh that number will probably be cut in half. This is the year of the tablet, Apples not the only one on the block anymore.

@leeit2me: As someone who works very closely with Microsoft, living in their backyard, yeah it has crashed. It is recovering from the crash nicely though. Bill Gates left Microsoft in great working order. He knew he would be stepping down and he made strong business decisions to support that. He didnt put himself at…

@RubiksCube: Oh crap, the cancer spread to his eye

@Will Reichard: Well said. I agree completely. He hasnt trained or groomed anyone to take his place and this will be the down fall of Apple

@gnomeholes: Actually he is spot on with his comment. Steve Jobs is Apple and Apple is Steve Jobs. The notion that history repeats itself works in this situation. Steve built the company to work this way because he is arrogant enough to think that it cannot run without him. He is right. What other company has their…

@ceelee57: Only problem with that outlook is that Steve doesnt get to pick who runs "his" company. Nor does he "run his" comany. The board runs the company. Boards make a lot of stupid decisions. In the past they have fired Steve and almost gone bankrupt. They were smart and they brought him back. They had a great…

@sydcinema: Cars run on fuel, huh?

@iScuba: Jello and Jello pudding are two completely different substances

@Yay Taco: Stop eating tacos and you wont be so self conscious.

@Patrik Malkusch: Yeah i guess the decepticons built it for a couple intergalactic games against the autobots.

@FriedPeeps: How about it looks like a nokia netbook