This was technically post-sex: This hot-as-hell (so far out of my league it's not even funny) guy and I fell asleep right after some delightful sexin'. He was still on top of me and inside of me. I had never felt more relaxed, or comfortable, or enamored in my life. Well, I blew it. The fart heard 'round the world.

Wife and I were camping. On the first night things start getting hot and heavy in the tent. I was having serious difficulties getting the condom on in the dark so she turns on a 1500 lumen flashlight aimed square at my peen. Got the condom on no problem but then laughter erupts from the neighboring campsites. We…

We dated for a year and a half after this. And got a dog.

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

Upscale hotel in Boston, weekend getaway. I booked a regular room but it was REALLY NICE. Like, a lot nicer than I thought from the pictures and what not. Whatevs. After a lovely dinner, me and my guy are going at it on the king bed I don't remember booking? (*shrug* I'll take it) and mid-moan, mid-thrust, my guy is…

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…

I suppose since I had already had an orgasm (and so did he) it doesn't technically count as interrupted sex but I had a guy break up with me while he was still inside me. Because the sex between us was so good he felt like he was "letting God down." I thought it was just the slightly hazy babblings of a guy who'd just…

Yeah, and my white aunt went to Black Panther meetings, but I don't consider her as indicative of most white Americans' feelings at the time.

Feelings that some white Americans harbored, partly as a backlash to the legal and social recognition of civil rights for people of color.

Reagan's a piece of shit for sure but it's important to note that his campaign just capitalized on feelings that white Americans already harbored post-civil rights. They succumbed to the archetype because they already believed these things about blacks after the fall of Jim Crow. Blame the politicians for their part…

Abso-fucking-lutely. Two young people, living in the same house with Mom, who have no recorded life threatening illnesses, suddenly die within, what - 6 months of each other? And Mom's living there too as healthy as apple pie?

I find it extremely depressing, but that seems likely to me, too, based on her behavior. And well...follow the money.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The mom did it.

I don't know if you watch Bill Maher, but they were talking about that on the show last week. How in many (poor) neighbourhoods a cheeseburger is all you can get - there are no other options, or stores nearby. It is absolutely mind boggling.