This was hard to think of an idea for. Here's my go, not my best 'shop.

Not even mad. This is how you announce your tv options on a gaming console. It shouldn't be your lead, but mentioned as options given.

There also seem to be "Mega stones"

"The game will be gorgeous but the key, the most important thing is the gameplay. And making it beautiful from a design perspective first. The game is awesome already. It’s not dependent on being beautiful to be a good game.”

You forget about the mighty 180! MS's secret weapon! HAHA EN GARDE!

Called it.

Lets be serious though. I don't know anyone that goes online with their 360 that doesn't have live gold. Maybe to go and download updates or get an arcade game, but there's no reason to stay online.

Offline gamers can't use it because the videos are stored to the cloud, and they wouldn't use it, because they have no…

It's more a production company kind of thing - it's sort of like them putting The X-men in Avengers. Different studios, different productions, etc.

Why is Kotaku so hell bent on talking up Xbox these days? it's still $100 more, $10 more a year, has less exclusives, will be watching you if you forget to turn the Kinect off, and it is owned by the company that thought, however briefly, thought you should have to log in once a day and used games should be regulated.

close, but it's actually synonymous with "bad, over grindy game that's really expensive"

I wonder why those idiots decided to announce their project to the media when they can do it underground

They aren't getting pissed. It's more of pessimism with projects like this that constantly get squished underneath Cease and Desist Orders. There's so many projects like this have gotten an CnD order that you could fill an entire cemetery with.

"this won't just be another case of "awesome fan game gets announced then is never finished"

If your heart tells you to say things like choke on my dick or all Japanese games suck or to make fun of PCs... then dont speak with your heart

Please no....don't bring his over-inflated ego back. Speak with his heart? Come on now that's being generous. He acts like he's 10.

There's not been any question in my mind that Fish will come back—and that Fez II will happen. Not because Fish himself will have learned something about maturity or appropriateness of response in a professional arena (because, "suck my dick. Choke on it," is exactly the sort of thing investors want their developers…

I'd care more if this was coming from a person who didn't think the problem with AAA game development right now is they aren't getting enough money.

Nah dog, first make something relevant again because Gears of War is not enough anymore.

Yawn. Phil Fish has now become bigger than his fun little platformer. Fucking diva. He'll be back when he realizes no one outside of the gaming world gives a shit about what he has to say.

Right, which is more or less why I am happy to see him leave then. Since he's started, in all the things I've seen him talk about, the whole of the indie gaming scene has just been one big heart attack after another for him. He doesn't seem happy doing it at all. Even watching the documentary, he was mostly upset or…