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And Jennifer Lawrence looks too much like young Helen Mirren.

The only similarity I see are quad pipes...

Hot take: Nobody lost or won anything. It was a barely disguised excuse for them to get together and do burnouts and shit in a parking lot, and they say as much on one of the Extra videos they put up on MToD.

First off, that’s the Roadkill way. They had two dudes, no garage and a lot less time.

Counterpoint:

They’re not that way for funsies, chum ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly I always thought the series I was kind of ugly. It’s all about dat series II:

Where else is a headliner supposed to go?

b13 se-r is the last sentra that stole my heart.

#TheFlappening

Is that Richard Hammond, hydrating?

Exactly what I came here to say.

Yes, it is also shaped like a car

I can understand how non-car people would think that, I mean they are both orange.

Yeah I mean if you’re sick of your console dominating you, just make it submit to you. It’s a classic switch, it doesn’t matter as long as it’s getting play.

Thrilled? A Jezebel post would have been easier to read than this.

I’m concerned for the whole site after reading this.

It’s kind of like they were trying to attempt some of the absurdness of Doug without really putting in what made it great. Like this line:

Jalopnik’s been short on humorous talent since Doug left. Maybe this is just a misguided attempt to add some back in. Terribly misguided.