@G3mpi3: Nah, probably more like this. Guns are 'spensive, so if yer talking about a person who can have THAT many guys and still afford some sweet flatscreen action, you're also talkin' about a person who isn't going to simply opt for a trailer than sits around on terra firma. Pfft, solid ground is for newbs.

"Take care of the planet, or I'll @#$%ing kill you!"

@atrus123: That's what happens when you let that "ethics" crap get in the way of progress! Gosh, nowadays you get nanotubes anywhere near a lab rat and there's a lawyer ready to spring on ya. Give us our future back, ya damn dead beat protesters!

Not even faster than light travel can outrun some people's B.O.

Obviously the judge tapped them both cause he needed the mana.

Well the Freemont is better looking than Fremont too.

Why does the Stig have to be anybody? Why can't the Stig simply be the Stig?

@The MSJ: and here I was imagining Batman and Robin saying Pinky and the Brain dialogue.

I totally would pay that....if there were colors other than blue and black.

Who needs achievements when you have YouTube?

@Astrodude: Achievement unlocked: "What is this, I don't even..." - Arrive in negative world.

I'm still in the midst of Final Fantasy: 4 Heroes of Light, but with all the talk of the 3DS and Ocarina of Time, I really want to play some Zelda games too.

@arrrdawg: I would like to see that too, and/or sequels/remakes of VB games like Red Alarm and Teleroboxer.

@Fvash: Mario's Tennis and Golf mainly. I've played Vertical Force but it was kinda dull.

@GreenN_Gold: That's what a Dodge Ram Van turns into after you set it on fire.

The Virtual Boy was somewhat similar. Whenever I play on it, the first few minutes is spent staring at this screen while fuddling with the two adjuster thingies. But once it's set I'm good for hours (usually hours because I lose track of time in there, VB really needed a clock) without having to readjust. Perhaps it's…

@SpammerOvTheGods: Uncomfortably close to Germany.

It was all fun and games until Wendy...er...Kootie tried to pass a health reform bill.

@Pezdispenser: It's good!

@Osagasu: Um...the numbers. As in, the number 2000 is GREATER THAN the number 1998. You really couldn't figure that out?