@The Captain: Janet!

@Dauthi: Aww, and I was going to mention how it's my lifes goal to be as peaceful and offensive as possible. I'd be like, Ghandi crossed with Dennis Leary.

@RedCarmine: Freakin'. Awesome.

@xone9: People who are easily butthurt about their choices in computers. XD

@RedCarmine: Now I want to see Eric Idle in some fancy battle armor.

They're mapping all these out so the government will know where to find the citizens of Nottingham come tax day.

@ManchuCandidate: A newt!?

Might be more useful it went say, three times as fast and left a light trail behind it.

So they turned blow into blow your nose?

@tetracycloide: Sex!? I was talkin' about Minecraft! LAN party at my house, yo! No creepers allowed.

iThingies aren't the only products that use ARM procs.

Yeah. Moderation. Right.

@FrankenPC: Cause people don't know how to use them right. They always just stand on the steps, noobs.

What's with all these stupid baby steps? Just skip to the part where the fire truck can turn into a giant robot and start rescuing the crap out of people already!

@PIARGWARF: Scientology, now with more lens flare!

We need to get these bears off the streets and back into society. There's gotta be some sort of program to retrain bears in new lines of work. With a little bit of language training maybe we can put them into local call centers and stop out sourcing to India.

Yeah, I need me a penthouse in one of the neighboring buildings, then I and my lady friends can show the kids whizzing past the windows what we adults call "fun."

Do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!

@kake81: I was ripping apart the head of a late 70's Lincoln Town Car (or some other massive Ford) at a pick 'n pull once when the weather suddenly decided to be a dick and start dumping buckets of rain, then hail. I just hunkered down alongside the engine, closed the hood, and kept working.

@OMGItsWeasel: Obviously, that's what it takes to buy a Porsche in the first place. Hurr hurr.