If you've ever watched Good Eats, you've probably seen Alton Browns hot-rod Kitchenaid.

@clank-o-tron: Nice, but the way Minecraft textures work I'm not sure if I should give him the latest sports minecart to drive or try to put quarters in him for a soda.

Labyrinth? PC gaming? Why is the only thing I can think of now is the cod pieces on the metal helmeted goblins in Final Fantasy XI?

@Arfdog: Did he land in a handicapped spot?

@underwear-ninja: On a related note, the RC Pro Am theme is highly underrated. If ever there was a theme the Stigs 8-bit cousin should have, it's this.

@philaDLJ: Let's name them after starred commentors from Jalopnik! I call dibs on A3, why? Cause just like me it's a little lump that just gets in everyones way.

@Chris Havill: Ah, but cheeseburgers (like all things in life) are way better with bacon, and as we all know, bacon isn't straight.

Oh crap, now Jalopnik has been infected with Minecraft! I guess the only thing left for me to do now is to make the nurburgring out of minecart tracks...

@Faren22: I rather like the Thinkpads for the opposite reason, that grippy matte-black texture makes it a sleeper. No one expects you to be goofing off or gaming with a Thinkpad. :D

@FuriouslyLogical: It's a Lenovo X200t. The stylus system uses Wacom technology. Not as many levels of pressure/tilt sensitiviy as a Cintiq or Intuos, but that's not something that's going to be really noticable on a laptop screen. There's no real delay with pen/screen interactions, it's just like using a Wacom…

It plays Final Fantasy XI and Minecraft, what more does one need? Oh yeah, you can draw on it too!

@Pazuzuu: Man, if I didn't have my roomies I'd be way broke. Broke-er. More broke-er. I'd have less money.

Awesome, you guys interviewed my roomate. :D

@Alfisted: It's America's hat.

@electricpi001: Japan is, though, smart guy.

Does it have aux-in?

@RyGuy wants a small diesel wagon!: Like the Madden bus?

The coolest thing to come out of Canada.

@adamshaftoe: I hope that was his fingers I heard tenting....

Man, I remember Gold Rusher, it was very simple, but was a pretty quick, rough ride.