“Me firing a 3D printed pink glock that I made? Age-restricted. We don’t need kids watching that. We want kids watching people getting blown up by mines. Love it. Awesome.”

absolutely batshit insane. my butthole is permanently clenched.

fake engine noises are cringe.

I’ve always wondered; aside from construction and installation (simply bolting them in isn’t enough for a crash) what makes them unsafe?

“But I’m not here to kink-shame, just hopefully to speed up Jalopnik going offline like all the websites in this group are slowly doing.”

all I'm saying is, I stop caring about being late when googly eyes are involved.

did you send those articles to the tesla defence force? daddy musk said he'll adopt the person who finds the most anti tesla propaganda.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

comics have the same problem, so it is what it is.

the multiverse is a blank cheque for writers

MARKET MANIPULATION IS ONLY BAD WHEN MY STOCK GOES DOWN!!111!!

you sound like a barrel of laughs.

delicious sour grapes

first yall are mad that it wouldn’t drive, now you’re mad that it drives? god, there’s no pleasing you people.

I heard that's good for you.

If Johnny Carson was still alive, would buy a cyber truck, or make fun of it? i remember they would make fun of him getting stuck in his DeLorean on the show all the time after it happened.

robotaxis?

BIG MAN NEEDS BIG TRUCK TO SHOW THAT HE IS BIG MAN

it wouldnt be apples fault, they are working with apple to prove he was playing a game, and thus was distracted. not sure why apple would help though.

compression at depth occurs when there is a differential in atmosphere.