advertising and psychology go hand in hand. they know that humans have fomo, and are willing to pay so they don't have fomo.

“Ken Tucky” sounds like a great name for a drag performer

NERD ALERT

i like the part where he said it twice to really drive the point home.

why are you taking a headline at face value?

thank you Dr. Venture.

how hard is it to say “War crimes are bad”?

seriously, how was that not the final line in this article????

old people will love this. I work in tech retail right now, and a few times a month we get some crypt-keeper-looking old motherfuckers asking for GPS units for their car. when informed that we don’t carry such devices because smart phones have essentially killed all demand for them, they flash a smile and inform us…

by that logic, Donald Trump and every American are the one and the same because he was voted in as president once.

perhaps they can defend themselves by not committing war crimes. how does that sound?

extremely herb-like behavior detected

you can leave any time you like.

... and?

cry more, snowflake.

and nobody want to come to Canada because it’s too darn *cold*

simp culture was created by simps. don't be one, it's as simple as that.

no complaints here; stupid people deserve to lose their money.

people seem to forget that the original mario game was an arcade release, and was difficult because it was designed to take quarters from you. once Nintendo moved to home consoles, they had zero reasons to make the games any harder than they needed to be.

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