wont work, because cops park wherever the fuck they want with no consequences.

FUCK YES WANDA SYKES

im interested in their list.

the batman movie was so stupid, I couldn’t finish it. glad to see Jeffrey Wright though. still found it extraordinarily dumb when they interrogated the penguin and they were both doing the batman voice.

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.

I’m fellow marriage hater, but I don’t think that’s the message they [jezebel writers] are trying to send. it seems more like they are saying don’t get into a monogamous relationship if you aren’t up for it.

marriage is stupid and these guys are unintentionally proving it to the world.

we can all agree that it’s bad form to dramatize horrific events like these. they could have told this story in a documentary format, rather than sensationalizing the murderer.

wesley snipes is not on this list, so it’s a bad list.

ugh. I’m not surprised, but still.

that black Oprah comment is pretty fucking funny.

small irony that the pornhub twitter link you posted is hidden behind a NSFW warning.

who the fuck cares?

“I don’t ever want to be held accountable for what I’ve said” the series.

a comment that isn’t based in reality. it’s like saying orphanages make more orphans, which is nonsense.

DJ TRUMP SPINS ALL THE HOT BEATS

stars, you get them.

oh yay more Hannah Gadsby, I can’t wait to listen to another Ted talk disguised as a special.

“I never thought leopards would eat MY face”

I wouldnt know, though it looks that way.