Is it wrong of me to simultaneously feel surprised and disappointed that these shitheads survived? So that they can get their slap on the wrist because nobody else got hurt, and hey, nothing bad can ever happen to rich males?

The two months I played this game are some of my favorites in gaming. Too bad the game is such a time drain. I had to quit when starting university because I knew it would take up way too much of my time.

It's just so...

If you can win it, then I'll respect you. Otherwise you're a kook.

/drops mic

I almost always drink Green Flash, Ballast Point, or Stone.

Almost. Playing to the end of a level on my NDS, sitting on the toilet seat. Cut of the bloodsupply to both my legs. Had to crawl out, without use of my legs. If that level had been any longer, i wouldn't be here today.

It's simple. We, uh, kill the console.

"They had to kill the Wii because it made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake..."

I have a feeling this is what we're going to end up with after the beta test.

Banks.