This is a little bit beyond the pale (see what I did there?). Sounds like they kind of painted themselves into a creative corner with the brewery name there. From square one.

I like the ones where machines fuck up and give a person a middle front tooth.

Wrong, I’d buy one. Last I checked I am not no one.

*Reading Tom’s article*

If only Mazda sent the 6 here as a wagon...

yea I mean... it’s a good deal of a ride.

The point of the X6 is to make the owner look

You need to signal then, buddy.

“I’m wearing black...because that’s easier than going to the gym.”

To go a step further, what’s the point of an X6? I was doing an airport pickup and parked behind a brand new X6. A couple arrived at the car, each with a normal size rolling suitcase. No matter how they tried to arrange these two suitcases, they would not fit in the boot of the X6. They ended up putting one bag…

The X6 is so hideous that this actually helps a lot.

is called a pipe (|)

I love my AT! I have a couple of tips for you about the tall bike:

Putting a lowering kit on an Africa Twin is like putting an extended swingarm on a 600.

The forward slash! Who the fuck uses a forward slash for anything?... Ah. Right. Well, what about the thingie above the forward slash? The |?

The word is “don’t”

 Turning such a statement into a political message is so sad, so awful.

I heard North Korea censors BBC.

Anytime I want to view things from an Asian country, it’s always pixelated...DAMMIT.

You could have just asked me, the answer is easy.