like the Civic and Accord? Or do you mean the Outback? The Tacoma?

A GTI will be a little slower than an R but much of that is due to the added weight of $15,000 still in the drivers pocket.

I slipped a raw potato from the fridge into his stocking

Yea, and for 2019 they give you the slippy diff, golf R brakes, and the full power even in the most basic trim. You even get seat heaters in the stripper version. Base GTI S is a friggin steal.

So what you’re saying is.....go out and buy a 2019 GTI S with the diff/brakes/power bump/long warranty and die happy.

Look up LIDAR. That’s the most accurate way to catch speeders. It requires a flat, metallic or reflective surface to work. So the license plate and/or front headlights are the best targets that police usually use. They have a viewfinder to aim the LIDAR and get the signal back from. Without a license plate, the…

Tonight: Building the highway was racist, but tearing it down may be racist too, more at 11, back to you Aaron.

Author has no idea how to baby. Struggles going to the store in a huge wagon.

“I’m to lazy to take the time to understand how my car works and how I can personalize it to my preferences, so I hate how the car works.”

It’s true; I wake up every morning and wallow in a pit of guilt and remorse over things my country’s government did decades before I or my parents were even born.

If you think chicken made on the stove tastes the same as from a gas grill you need to get your taste buds checked.

I guess another way of saying this is “grill marks are so awesome they should be on every inch of your meat”

I fucking love leaving prefect grill marks on my steaks and chops. This article seared me to my soul. 

As a type 1 diabetic, I am very happy to have diet soda in the world.  Without it, my drink choices are extremely limited.

seems like a strech to call this dish “noodles”

On the one hand yeah, getting a Moana cake at 25 is kinda strange, on the other hand, “It’s my birthday, I can damn well get whatever cake I want!” is valid. 

I once bought a box of Raisin Bran Crunch for most mornings, and a box of Count Chocula for when I was stoned. Then I looked at the nutritional information: exact same serving size, RB Crunch had more fat, more sugar, and less vitamin/mineral supplement. Count Chocula is better for you than Raisin Bran Crunch.

I think this is more a condemnation of the quality of their burger meat than it is a testament to the quality of their fake meat.

I mean, Burger King is absolute trash.  I’m not certain I could tell a whopper from a bunch of wood pulp.  And that says more about burger king than plant burgers.

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