Pffft. I suppose next you’re gonna try and convince me the Easter Bunny isn’t real? Fat chance!

That analogy helps a little bit.

I don’t get it.

Anyone with broadband internet service already deals with throttled capability, so this conceptually old news.

While I agree that I’d prefer to see the word written out, especially when quoting someone, I am not going to be so naive as to say I understand the true weight of it.

What? No clowns? I thought everyone was afraid of clowns. I don’t know a single person who isn’t skeeved out by them. Probably even clowns themselves.

Ya think?

Hm ... maybe that’s why the little Kermit figured hanging from the ... uh ... rear view mirror area (?) in the second video?

Dude wanted his car washed, obviously.

Another important question is how long will those warehouse jobs exist?

If no one gives a shit, they should have changed it from “Take Out” to “Give Out” or something else even more wrong.

Don’t worry, Joel. The masses will have completely forgotten about this in about a month. A year from now it’ll only be referenced in a few outdated memes and the occasional link to a new story from the “long long time”.

Meh. Locks only keep honest people honest anyhow.

Man, organic food is pricey.

Well, ya know, this is how it always works.

Hm. That “red underlined” text is back colored, not underlined.

The vertical video was bad, but the real tragedy is turning the phone sideways to try to “fix” it. Ugh.

You may think it is, but it’s clearly not because they enjoyed it. That’s all that matters.

Counterpoint: permadeath.

I don’t really know anything about the mechanical keyboard scene.