A gold album after 2000 from someone who sold as well as Janet did for over a decade is damn near a flop.

I’m not sure why Justin Timberlake is so supposed to be so odious for it.

We had a shot at not allowing the dumb lizard-brain impulse toward bare sensory stimulation to call a deeply stupid and brazenly phony publicity stunt into actual physical being

Definitely fell asleep about halfway through the third quarter.

kill yourself

kill yourself

Man, Jameis Winston just really loves touching people without their consent.

I’d say it was about two months ago? And it still tasted like cardboard...

Papa John is a goddamn moron but on what godforsaken planet is DOMINO’S number one and Little Caesar’s better than anything that’s ever existed?? FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL??

it is tho

Wait, so we’re shitting on the Browns for not making a horrible trade, now?

“Hey, Johnny Park!” is better than all of those songs

For every boy and man that tries to speak up about their own abuses at the hands of a female perpetrator

Fuck you.

this is the worst song of all time and i’m so mad now

But what else could that logo have possibly been other than a big “U”? What are other people seeing that I’m not seeing??

I didn’t realize the U on the Miami helmet was a U until I was like, 25.

Okay, where the hell is Landry Jones?

Stop fucking crying already.

Lmao! Yeah that’s the worst. I’m a Yankees fan, but I’m FROM THE BRONX and got into baseball during that rare period where they totally sucked (late 80s/early 90s), so, pardon me for saying it but I have to because I don’t want to be lumped in with those jamokes: I’M AN EXCEPTION.