Oh this is damn good.

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is that Ryan Fitzpatrick?

His “I could care less who it comes from” bit on the TV was such a brilliant representation of colorblind racism.

Asians are often considered the “Model Minority”

Oh shit!!

If you’re picking out people who are easy to abduct, not having any close family (to put pressure on the police and organize a search) would be an important qualifier.

And of all cereals to eat! Froot Loops!

Hm, I read that scene differently; when he saw the old photos, the entire theater gasped in realization that she was totally in on it the whole time. I definitely see how you read it too, though!

Stop posting.

Me and every other Jets fan watched this like “so...close...”

This is an amazing breakdown,

what is it with the overuse of “dang” on this fucking website

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The standard got lowered for a rich white guy?! I’M SHOCKED

His teammate or friend or whoever that is next to him seems highly uncomfortable with Stoudemire’s comments, and rightfully so.

What the hell are you even trying to say?

Even positive intangibles are fucking bullshit most of the time.

this took me entirely too long to get and appreciate cause it’s amazing

Every time I see this photo I can’t wrap my head around what a gotdamn HERB Petchesky is in it, hah.