Here’s hoping Conway is arrested over it

Autograph hawks are indeed annoying dicks. I’ve seen dudes wheel two large garbage cans worth of stuff to a session, and demand that they’re even signed in certain styles. At least have the decency to, I dunno, try to get two or three items signed at a time? Or to not be a prick about it?

Between Mike Pence, Mark Dice, Corey Lewandowski Bill Mitchell, and this piece of shit judge, why do old racist white men almost never have any lips on their mouths?! It’s fucking CREEPY.

I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO GO FROM HERE

I’m going to preface this by saying that I fully understand that I fully deserve every last bit of scorn I’m going to get for this. I accept that I’m a gotdamn weirdo for this:

No.

I—

Fair question because the AFC West is shaping up to be really competitive, especially if the Chargers get healthy. But I mean, KC has gone 11-5 twice since he’s joined them. I don’t feel 12-4 was a huge surprise.

Who said anything about finding solace in or being satisfied with close, though?

Fair enough: calling it “small sample bias” was indeed inaccurate on my part.

Almost as touching and disturbing as your obsession with whether someone you don’t know/have no reason to care about got a joke or not!

Please stop crying.

Hey yeah no problem, I’ll make sure I check in with you before I post again and ensure you’re not capin’ for any particular jokes or writers at that moment

I think the logic is that a 12-4 record gets you much closer to a Super Bowl berth than a 2-14 record does.

I recognize the joke. It’s a very obvious and clear joke.

Oh I agree, I’m just saying that a record-setting offensive season against the NFL’s most difficult regular season schedule isn’t total bunk based on one single quarter of football.

also Andy Reid has not had a single losing season with the Chiefs since arriving a year after they went 2-14. they’ll take that every time.

I...I don’t really need to explain “small sample size bias” here, do I?

is the implication that teams should make hiring decisions based on a single quarter of football?

Please stop crying, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhf.