One of them said Andrew Luck looked like a pregnant Mel Gibson.

...oh, you were serious?

You’re an idiot.

Last year, my submission to this piece was me making fun of myself for talking myself into the idea of Ryan Fitzpatrick being a good backup.

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself

Ask a Jets staffer about Bryce Petty and they’ll vomit in terror.

These pieces of shit have a ring, at least. BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT

Joe is an idiot because the Eagles have one of the worst uniforms in sports

This is the REALEST .

Hah, I can’t argue with that, man!

One time I had some folks over, and I’d already bought a bunch of liquor. All I asked was for my insanely rich yet UNBELIEVABLY CHEAP friend to bring a mixer, something to go with the vodka that the women joining us might like. We agreed on orange juice.

Also: New Orleans is the third most overrated city in the country, behind my home of NYC in 2nd place and Boston in 1st

FUCK!

Cla22y

Dilbert is great and Peanuts is garbage and I hate all of you so much

This is pretty weak trolling.

Hillary gets a pass on this particular site regularly.

Compared to the garbage other candidates say on a regular basis (which, when it’s Clinton, is conveniently underreported on Gawker), this seems like quiiiite the nitpicky article.

One time I was eating at a hot dog place in Philly (I’m from New York) and was cracking jokes about Tim Tebow with my friend. I, apparently too loudly, joked that even the Jaguars wouldn’t take him on (this was before Blake Bortles).