Your mother hates you.

No one said shit about the 54 murders in Chicago?! DID YOU REALLY JUST TRY TO PASS THAT ONE OFF AS EVEN REMOTELY TRUE?

#notall

Jesus fucking christ.

You're a fucking idiot.

You're a goddamn moron.

Wearing a polo in the first place is cause for punishment.

There's not an "Editor's Note" in 90% of these stories?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PINKHAM?!

You’re a fucking idiot.

I’d have the Jets score a touchdown one day.

Stop crying.

*replaces M in "Mets" with a J*

You oughta calm the fuck down.

This was literally my experience in every way, haha.

I read this nodding and thinking "wow, this is unusual for Burneko to say but hey, whatever!" until "husband" was mentioned and then I thought "WAIT, a LOT of things have changed in Burneko's life lately, where have I been?!?!!"

Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Because he stole them once! No one else has made this joke before.

FUCK

Cameron Wake and Ndamukong Suh on the same defensive line has this Jets fan crying into my Browning Nagle jersey.

As far as I understand it, one major function of the whole distinction between Hispanic/Latino is to differentiate between Spaniards like Pau Gasol and Latin-Americans (Dominicans) like myself, so I would most definitely say he is not Latino.

Daniel Blake's allergy menu story literally made my eye twitch; my heart goes out to them big time