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You're scarin' me, dude.

You need a social life.

Thirsty is an extremely commonly used term in contemporary society. The idea that it's only used on Kinja and Deadspin is a sign that one has no social life.

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You need a social life.

No.

I howled in both laughter and very genuine pain. My life is a got-damn joke.

They're in Game 7 of the World Series, the most important game of the entire baseball season. Along with the Royals they are literally the most important team in baseball as of October 29, 2014.

please don't do that ever again

So basically you agree with me but still want to write your soap opera, then? That's cool too.

Yeah! I mean, cheating is always such a rational calculated move and all! Let's look at other totally thought out and rational circumstances and wonder why she didn't find herself in those! I'm pretty sure she planned well in advance that she would cheat on her partner, it just makes so much sense.

+1 drop

It was there for the taking and you snatched it up and it ruled.

Ah, so that's where "Black & Yellow" comes from.

4"

That hurt my soul so deeply.

You're a few years late on this joke.

Wait, they still made rock music past 1994? You're fucking with me, right? Like, you can buy guitars still and all that shit?