The punt went 46 yards.

go to hell.

That frame on the screen is ridiculous. It's like someone at Fox is using a 10 year old webcam app.

I like a Slimmer logo:

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

Voldemort's team name is "Schiano's Men".

Welcome to the continuing sissification of football. Since the beginning of time (at least all time that matters, since football was invented) offensive linemen have been taught to pick up the blitz.

What sunset?

Also, if you have a picture of Peyton Manning's naked bootleg, please email us. We'll pay you $307.80 for it.

Jizz. In. My. Pants.

That day, little Timmy became a man.

A Schiano Man runs through the brick wall.

I loved when Lebron counted the championships.

And now Kotaku is guilty of what they always jump on news outlets for doing.

HAHAHA! Truckers are so fucking stupid! HAHAHA!

His new twelve-step drop?

Clearly he used an Apple brand spell and grammar checker.

Of course, they used Apple Maps to find the house, so they ended up at the wrong house in the first place.

I'd love to see a contractor show up to build some shelves at someone's house and whip out an iphone to establish level or plumb. There's a funny skit in there somewhere.