That frame on the screen is ridiculous. It's like someone at Fox is using a 10 year old webcam app.

I like a Slimmer logo:

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

Voldemort's team name is "Schiano's Men".

Welcome to the continuing sissification of football. Since the beginning of time (at least all time that matters, since football was invented) offensive linemen have been taught to pick up the blitz.

What sunset?

Also, if you have a picture of Peyton Manning's naked bootleg, please email us. We'll pay you $307.80 for it.

Jizz. In. My. Pants.

That day, little Timmy became a man.

A Schiano Man runs through the brick wall.

I loved when Lebron counted the championships.

And now Kotaku is guilty of what they always jump on news outlets for doing.

HAHAHA! Truckers are so fucking stupid! HAHAHA!

His new twelve-step drop?

A Schiano Man never pays in exact change because he's not a calculator, he's a man.

A Schiano Man refuses to use the self-service checkout machine at the grocery store, because he doesn't like "that computer bitch's" tone.

He'd probably be someone who . . . is short on neck . . .

Well, sometimes . . .

Some of these look comfy. I don't really need all that much room on my own.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is the shower in the same little box with the sink and toilet?

Essentially, doesn't that mean I could take a sh#t, brush my teeth, and shower all at the same time?

TECHNOLOGY

So you are one of those douchebuckets that likes to crap on everyone's good time.