you're way overvaluing their defense

Step one: Liquidate all assets.

My favorite stat so far:

I just might be wimpy, but I'm def gonna avoid the home page until this gets pushed to "next page"

That screen cap is the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long time.

What the FUCK is with your snapshot of this? That is what nightmares are made of. Fuck you, Deadspin.

I look forward to the gif of Eli throwing the ball when there was 5 Chiefs in the vicinity and not one Giant

Can you just show the entire return Deadspin? That spin move had me out of my seat!

Giants may give JAX a run for the money for the top draft pick this year. This is an abysmal team, playing without any discernible physicality whatsoever.

The real question: Has Jacksonville run out of beer yet?

Apparently its Blaine Gabbert's fault his wideout tipped the ball right to the DB

I'll take "a drop by Cecil Shorts that results in an interception". Hooray, I'm the winner!

No.

"The bastard never saw it coming."

BREAKING: Lane Kiffin named head coach of New England Patriots.

Truth.

ANIMORPHS WAS ROBBED!

In terms of meeting the criteria for the contest, showing a bit of creativity, not being pop-culture pablum and showcasing a great deal of skill: the Animorphs entry should've won.

But we have a winner, "Because Breaking Bad." Insert trend of the second here for the next contest.

Oh man, Animorphs one. SO GOOD