FAT GUYS THE COLORING BOOK. FAT GUYS THE BREAKFAST CEREAL. FAT GUYS THE LUNCH BOX. FAT GUYS THE FLAMETHROWER (the kids love that one).

It's very unusual to see Cubs this late in the year.

IT CAN'T BE UNSEEN.

Part of it is in the presentation. Because it's on the NFL Network, it doesn't FEEL like you're watching an important game. It feels like you're watching a second tier ACC game.

Further proof that Wilt Chamberlain was not of this Earth.

What a reversal of fortune for Jones.

If I had to guess, Brown.

Had no idea the Rooney Rule also applied to people featured in the background of photos.

At the end of the day, the fact remains that the team is 3-0. Granted,they're the second-worst of the seven remaining unbeatens (seriously, how in the sam hell is Miami 3-0?), but three wins are three wins.

Shhhhh this point of view must be silenced in these debates, as it makes way too much sense.

FINALLY! Coordinating all of our teams' colors pays off.

Upon hearing the news, receiver Josh Gordon immediately made an appeal to the NFL to extend his suspension.

We're talkn bout the Cleveland QB situation it must be HumpDay.

DC bars have a drink called the Ovie. It's a White Russian with no cup.

I herd that.

Plano East doesn't kid around.

The weirdest part about this is that's actually a super-clear photo that's been put through the "Retired NFLer" Instagram filter.

Typical. The white man attacking and forcibly removing a Chief from his home land

Robbers always knock on the door.