My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

The Chargers have had "potential" for like 9 years now. This is probably the first year in nearly a decade some assclowns pundit on ESPN hasn't picked then to go to the Super Bowl.

Goodell will find a way for this to be too rough.

Daddy needs kisses.

Yeesh, nice way of saying Flacco converted to Islam, Barry.

It's an homage to the Browns who miss a berth yearly.

As Flacco confided in Ray Lewis, "If you listened to my first son's cries, a lot of them didn’t even make sense."

Joe Flacco's priorities on the day his second child is born:

This was easily the least entertaining comment I've seen all year.

Obviously not talking about AJ McCarron's mom there.

It's awesome that there are still live TV directors & producers that think it's a good idea to put cameras & mics on people & cut to them without warning.

Oh fuck off.

I got this

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

Seattle should break this record easily. In addition to the two on the field, there should be 65,000+ dBs in the stands.

Man, I was thinking of Elton John's Rocket Man but this is better.

♫ Ground Control to Major Frog

"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, hello my ragtime dolllllllllll............."

Within the next 3 years there will be 20 middle schools named after this frog.

You guys think this story sounds bad so far? Well, here's the kicker: