Your old phone does not become obsolete with the release of a new device. My son still is using an iPhone 3Gs and my wife is using an iPad2 and they get along just fine.

Many of these benefits are treated as loans. It's actually a logical system

Not pictured; rope floss.

Haley actually meant to write "Chefs Suck", but seems to have an eye for putting himself in the middle of controversy.

For most people, using the word "gay" like that would be incredibly hurtful.

Todd Haley doesn't listen to the PC police. He listens to Creed, bro.

Dan Snyder: [Immediately offers Todd Haley head coach/public relations position]

If Marshall Mathers ever figures out what you mean, watch out.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

Ndamukong Suh: The Wonder Years

This is a relevant and thought-provoking piece of contemporary art and social commentary in a very meta tableau. By experiencing their 15 minutes of fame yesterday and now appearing on the Today show, these two gentlemen are demonstrating the painfully obvious fact that they have no future.

It's like he's making a constant Bob Ley face

Mom's Spaghetti

Half Life 3 confirmed!

I try to take Buzzfeed seriously as a news organization whenever they put on their Serious Journalism Hat, but on the other hand, this.

It gets worse.

That looks like what happens when I set NCAA 14 on XBox to "Heisman" level.

An intern being put to work doing nothing but QA testing? That's not an intern position, that's free labour and a bad manager.

Bitch don't kill my vibe.

Also, it should be enough to get Eric Decker a Guinness nod for Most Ambivalent Wide Receiver.