Fuck it. Just put a monkey on a bike with the ball and have a Bear chase him down.

Considering Marcus' only source of income is probably his brother at this point, it means the Eagles are actually in a way paying to put out a hit on their own #2 WR.

Unfortunately, Marcus will only be able to pay out the 1k in assorted food stamps, glass bottles, and cereal box top clippings.

If Riley had his way, very few NFL safeties would be free.

Does Marcus Vick even have $1,000?

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

this may be a new monsters of cock episode.

Here's Riley Cooper...being a racist hillbilly at a Kenny Chesney concert.

Just awful. I mean, do people seriously wear button-downs with cut-off sleeves in public?

Racism and vertical videos: the two things tearing America apart. Oh, and I'm pretty certain Kenny Chesney is #3.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

That's going to make his locker room gang-rape super awkward.

Washington and Baltimore do. And that's about it.

Free Bruce!

Does ANY NFL team below the Mason Dixon line have great fans? Maybe Miami, TB, Jax, Tennessee, Carolina and Atlanta should all just merge with the closest SEC teams and they'll sell more tickets.

If WWE were introducing a new storyline with this, they probably wouldn't do so at a house show in South Africa most fans wouldn't even know existed.

Best Neck Brace Ever.

Don't let that cute shell covered exterior fool you, there could be deadly explosives hidden within his shell! I mean everyone fears the Terrtoise.

I'm not sure where this comes from? First I've heard of American's making fun of the "hover hands", I think it falls more under the "no one cares" category in America more than anything.

I don't blame them either.