The fathers don't come home because they are dead due to the pokemon war. LT Sarge, a gym leader says: " Electric pokemon saved me during the war" proving there was a war with pokemon at some point. There is also a lack of middle aged men and there appears to be only gyms and hospitals, but no entertainment venues,…

Holy shit.

A vicious cycle of dads never coming home, thus creating the trainers who beat the fathers. Valid idea to Ash's never seen father.

What will Marrone be like in December when the Bills are 4-10?

Wawrow: Marrone? That means brown in Spanish, right?

Hope you leave room for commenting!

[steps on gas]

I think now that Ray Lewis has retired, they're doing all they can to get Raven's players excited for Sundaes.

Liverpool players have been asked not to discuss this GIF.

I love this. I love this so much I want to take it on a date, wait until the third one to have sex with it, marry it, raise kids, never cheat on it, then have a movie made about our romance.

There is no way 2.3 million people sat down in their living room and watched the Espys.

But with college football coming up, the daily updates everytime Johnny Maziel takes a shit have to help viewership!

This can only mean more Tebow, more Bayless, Johnny Football 24/7, A-Rod & a strip tease from Kirk Herbstreit. Oh and Linda Cohn vs. Sage Steele in a hell in a cell, I quit loser leave town cage match.

UPDATE: Police reported to be searching the bottom of a lake in Bristol for ESPN's ratings.

I have a feeling it's going to be short and sweet.

I can't wait for the Browns version of this series.

I see the Birdman one is very lifelike.

Then he's going to win the Super Bowl in a non-Colts uniform and Elway's gonna say "THIS ONE'S FOR PEYTON" and I'm going to want to drink all the antifreeze.

The six worst Colts ever:

"Damn, I wish I had some of those back in '05 on Lake Minnetonka."

-Fred Smoot