It would be fine if that were the case. But unfortunately, it easily goes much deeper than just general stat tracking like this - there would be no need to record entire Skype conversations and their content if it was only recording how often messages are sent or how quickly people reply on average, for example.

As always, Eli gets the last laugh on the Patriots.

Sounds a lot like Byron Leftwich.

At least the S-Type starts, runs and occasionally can pass, all while hauling around a spare tire.

Some people are fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

That shot at the Jaguars' new uniforms was pretty lame, Drew. If you're gonna make fun Jacksonville-area attire, just stick to jorts.

Wow, Drew, this is one hell of a commitment. It's commendable that you're doing 125 of these in addition to the NFL ones this year.

This entire thing seems like a textbook way to set a lot of money on fire

No MSG in 10 years?

Thank you. I mean, yeah, he's a thug and, yeah, he did it. But what happened to "innocent until proven guilty" in this country?

So much for being immortarized in Florida history.

MSG folks have already started the PR campaign.

Finally the future can begin.

I was buoyed by my sense of humor.

I'm more concerned about why Chloë Sevigny thought it was ok to attend an event in blackface.

Even JJ Redick's kid's legs were more developed than that.

This is OK, but I'm waiting for the uncut footage.

Oh, they'll find something. Believe me.

LOL the NSA is tracking you right now..you're on the internet.

Next time, just Instagram a photo of the inside of your own asshole.