"AND LOOK AT IT GO, AND LOOK AT IT GO! IT COULD. GO. ALL. THE. WAY!!!"

I'm guessing that Berman failed to go all the way on prom night.

OK, so here's some stuff from my notebook that didn't make it into the story:

I'm just stunned to learn that Abreu and Furtado were both Arab. + 1

OJ just stabbed two cellmates in an attempt to regain the record.

If only I had a girlfriend to go with....

I've quietly admitted to hating Tanqueray on many a Sunday morning.

I really miss the golden days of CoD 4. Say what you will about the later games but 4 was damn near perfect for a good stretch of time. I had countless nights of fun with friends over XBL in parties. Nothing beats all nighters with 6 friends doing HQ or HCSAD. My 17 days of online playtime we very well spent.

True story:

I played against the under-17 Nigerian national team in a youth soccer tournament many years ago. All of their players were 23 years old.

We did not win.

Spectators at the matches were disgusted, describing them as "the most exciting soccer we've ever seen".

How many days until training camp?

Oh hell no, is that baby Tebowing!?!?

This story has "Comeback" written all over it.

How does the cop know that Morrison wasn't simply speaking to the dog in Dog?

I reckon that WWE are probably the only "major" "sports" corporation in the USA that wants as much Deadspin coverage as possible. A shame for them that you guys lost David Shoemaker.

The WWE Needs Better Wardrobe People [NSFW]

That's bullshit. The Nipple Slip has been Ric Flair's finisher for the last 15 years now.

this is the worst wardrobe malfunction since Chyna's penis flopped out during a suplex.

Well, I, for one, only watch wrestling for the articles.

It wasn't hard for the league to find his stash.