hello..i'm the worst parent ever...and more proof that anyone can make a child...but not everyone can PARENT a child.

I'm intrigued! Are there other kinds of ketchup? How have I missed these?

Some of the refs seem super excited about the new rules.

Tower this is Air Coryell, come in tower. Which runway?

Three years ago...

Thank you, Pope of Humour, you may go back to your ablutions now.

I would like to live in a world where a fist-fight is not an acceptable response to feeling verbally slighted, harassed and/or annoyed.

Why not?

"Double Penetration delivers 4 minutes of ball-cupping, soaking wet, all-guy action with the rim-rocking finishes you've cum to expect."

white people have a lot of free time.

RGThreesome

At The Louvre and he's dressed like that? Ugh.

Deadspin's 1st Annual Dick-Pic Price Guide (excerpts)

Griffinfidelity

8:::::::::::D~~~ ( ):

We both know that Meredith is looking for attention/money.

Woman: I have scores of texts!

"This wouldn't of happened had Robert Griffin III been married to a black girl instead of a white." -Jemele Hill

[Reads story about well-known Republican up-and-comer in Washington being exposed for philandering]

Dude never learns that when he tries to run the option, he ends up getting busted.